Awareness of FakeCountry™ content, actual or otherwise, on or offline, in any format, country, "space" place, clearance level, or dimension, visually, audibly, telepathically, on earth or "elsewhere" for all "time", including most practically, utilization of this website, indicates your agreement to FakeCountry™   policies.

 

DONATING SUPPORT: All donations in support of FakeCountry™, including amounts $250 above, are not tax deductible, not receiving any receipting from FakeCountry™ directly, only via your self-selected payment processor.

 

INFORMATION COLLECTION: FakeCountry™ posts content of interest to both adults and youth, and in compliance with COPPA, is held harmless for youth under 13 gaining access to content, activities, posts, and providing personal and/or activity information collected passively by cookies and/or voluntarily submissions via surveys, contest entries, or posted comments while viewing or engaging with this site supervised or unsupervised by their legal guardian.  Personal information collected, ie; name, address, e-mail address, hobbies, demographics etc., requested are reasonable conditions of participation, and may be utilized to notify contest winners, tailor customer services, or market back to youth/adults.  To maintain confidentiality and security, personal information will not be disclosed to third parties without opt-in consent, excluding internal operations/website/orders/technical support.  With limited capabilities, we do our best to provide options for opting-in and opting-out of notifications and data collection processes, however, it is the responsibility of FakeCountry™ viewers, visitors, and utilizers, to explicitly outline their privacy and contact preference requests to FakeCountry™ in writing.  Legal guardians may request to review, and/or delete, and/or refuse the collection of youth personal information, at risk of resulting restricted or disabled use of this site.  The legal guardians of youth utilizing this site’s content unsupervised or supervised, hold harmless FakeCountry™ for any and all likely or unlikely incurred injuries considered substantial, outweighed by other benefits, or reasonably avoidable, and may inquire about this site’s privacy policies from the operator FakeCountry™ via the CONTACT form (under construction).

 

FREE SPEECH:  All content published on this site is commentary or opinion, and is protected under Free Speech. All views and opinions are expressed jokingly, including but not limited to; accents, jests, satire, parodies, and do not necessarily reflect the actual views and opinions of FakeCountry™, nor any associated individual(s) organization(s), or person(s).  The educational information provided at this website is for non-commercial and/or entertainment purposes only, and is in no way intended as a substitute for professional advice. FakeCountry™, its owners, partners, subsidiaries, staff, properties and board members, assume no legal or fiscal responsibility for the use or misuse of any of the published material, any injuries incurred from advice, tips, techniques, or recommendations utilized, and will not be held libel for its content, nor viewer’s comments, implications, intents, defamatory statements, religious, or other illegal actions recognized in the U.S. or the viewer’s country of origin.  Anyone viewing this site recognizes FakeCountry™'s humorously jesting good intentions, and holds harmless its content, translation, grammar, punctuation, or misinterpretations maligning any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company or individuals, or purported implication or representation of other organizations, businesses, groups or agencies.  

 

FAIR USE:  This site contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance knowledge, awareness, and understanding of issues with educational, community, environmental, religious, cultural, historical, linguistic, political, creative, youth, and/or governance significance.  We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those, who by utilizing this site, have expressed their interest in receiving FakeCountry™ information for research and educational purposes.  While care has been used in the preparation of the information contained within this web site, this site is always in transition, and we all make mistakes.  The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.  We make efforts to claim sources and do not claim responsibility for offenses or harm endured by you or your property via viewing or downloading content, sources, instructions, images, music, videos, or links.  FakeCountry™ cannot and will not guarantee the accuracy or validity of content, sources, instructions, images, audio, video, or links provided.  Anyone relying on information contained within these pages does so at their own risk.  References to commercial products or trade names does not represent an endorsement of these products or companies by FakeCountry™.  While FakeCountry™ actively monitors the content of this web site, we do not claim any responsibility for content outside this website, otherwise known as "offsite" content. Though we have made reasonable efforts to ensure that offsite content is appropriate and in good taste, we have no control over the constantly changing landscape of the Internet. Additionally, we exercise no control over where outside websites might choose to link, their visitor tracking policies, and in no way condone, endorse or take responsibility for such content or actions. If you see something questionable, ie: advertisements, links to inappropriate websites, etc., please kindly inform FakeCountry™ via our CONTACT form (under construction).

 

PERMISSIONS:  All material on this website, unless otherwise noted, is the intellectual property of FakeCountry™.  No material may be copied or used without the express written permission of FakeCountry™.  To inquire about a use-permit request, submit a query via our CONTACT form (under-construction), without expectation or contract per acceptance. FakeCountry™ is not culpable for others' non-permitted use of our materials, logo, or other intellectual property.  FakeCountry™  IS FOREMOST IDEA ART : FakeCountry™.com is intentionally designed as an independent maximalist minimalist merged showcase of concepts, designs, and products all purchased off-site, without involvement in purchase, production, or fulfillment. Creative conception starts here, and departs to other companies for actualization once desired.  Although others call this drop-ship model many things, it's also known as dêsir-à-porter, literally desire-to-wear, as an homage to prêt-à-porter (ready-to-wear) and designer clothes made to  measure forerunners of the contemporary print-on-demand revolution.  Designing this way is a nimble experiment, adopting new tech and collaborating with multiple companies.  We learn as we go, accessing the same offsite links you do prior to purchasing, which all have varying displays, interfaces, and limited functionality.  All FakeCountry™ concepts, artwork and design variables, including incorporation of flag(s), perceived pattern non-alignments, subjective image resolution quality, or any other endearingly wonky quality are intentional, and non-refundable.  Conceptualization is the value purchased, and perfection is neither an expectation nor goal.  Art wildly  = purchase wisely.  If you have any questions about,  or issue with a product purchased, contact the company directly from which you purchased your product. 

 

LITERAL ARTISTS' RIGHTS AND FIGURATIVE ARTISTIC LICENSE :  FakeCountry™ reserves all rights to content, comedy, artwork, designs, and concepts, legally protected, not to be copied nor transmitted in any way, part or whole, without written permission, and intend to be interpreted as satirical cultural commentary, including fair-use snippet showcases of non-FakeCountry™ designed products as educational conceptual and seasonally curated contextual inspiration.  Any literally interpreted offense taken individually or collectively is a biased and potentially intentional misinterpretation, inflation, risking infringement upon free speech rights, and liability for disparagement and slander of FakeCountry™'s non-literal, cheeky, provocative, harlequin, mocking, trickster, jester intent.  Often we do not mean what we say.  Our designs don't actually appear as we suggest they do under a microscope........though, potentially literally under a magnifying glass....it's not a claim, it's a joke, and either you get it or you don't...but you not getting it, doesn't make it not a joke.  Nothing we conceive, create, or share is an incitement or directive to agree or take action.  We dig peaceful protest, civil disobedience when necessary, and self-defense....not violence for anarchist sake, though we do think hypothetical anarchy trumps a literal fascist orwellian surveillance state, regardless of how tech-sexy its slippery slope.  You accept we'll convey concepts and develop designs that you, anyone, any entity may intentionally or unintentionally misinterpret literally, non-satirically, or plum erroneously, and disagree strongly with, for which FakeCountry™ is released from all liability and responsibility to align with, defend against, correct, or engage erroneous or opposing viewpoints  You're invited to our table, as a guest, customer, and fellow comedy arts supporter, but our house rules include a more widely open mind than mouth with critical axes to grind, that values a myriad of interpretations, especially opposing, and artistic values potentially beyond your own, to increase versus decrease the free ingenuity of comedic and artistic expression.  Comedic and art freedoms of expression are societal security against sacrificing other freedoms at too great a cost.  You agree to follow your individual desires, by focusing upon what you want to manifest vs. upon anything you don't like us creating.  FakeCountry™ hopes to inspire you, both positively and provocatively, to design your own original iteration of a comedic and/or art idea "dêsir-à-porter" site.

 

FakeCountry™ thrives offline, no customer service. no office, no phone....just jester artists and a couple fearless lawyers hunting down soul-sucking knock-off pirates....while developing fresh desired jests, designs, generating and discovering inspiration, and delightfully.....diligently.....disturbing the status quo.  We hope you'll enjoy, especially if challenged, the thrill of returning to, and departing from FakeCountry™ again...and again...bon voyage!

 

OVERVIEW

This website is operated by www.FakeCountry.com. Throughout the site, the policies and terms “we”, “us” and “our” refer to www.FakeCountry.com, including all information, tools and services available from this site to you, the user, conditioned upon your acceptance of all terms, conditions, policies and notices stated here.

By visiting our site and/or purchasing something off-site designed by us, yet not sold, manufactured, nor fulfilled by us, you engage in the “Service” and agree to be bound by FakeCountry™ policies (“Policies”), including additional policies referenced herein and/or accessed via hyperlink. These Policies apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/ or contributors of content.

Please read these Policies carefully before accessing or using our website. By accessing or using any part of the site, you agree to be bound by these Policies. If you do not agree to all the Policies, then you may not access the website or use any services. If these Policies are considered an offer, acceptance is expressly limited to these Policies.

Any new features or tools which are added to the site shall also be subject to the Policies. You can review the most current version of the Policies at any time on this website. We reserve the right to update, change or replace any part of these Policies by posting updates and/or changes to our website. It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Any use of or access to the website following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.

SECTION 1 - ONLINE ACCESS

By agreeing to these Policies, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your country of residence, or that you are the age of majority in your country of residence and you have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.

You may not access, transmit, nor utilize our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose nor may you, in the use of the Service, violate any laws in your jurisdiction (including but not limited to copyright laws).

You must not transmit any worms or viruses or any code of a destructive nature.

A breach or violation of any of the Policies will result in an immediate termination of your Services.

SECTION 2 - GENERAL CONDITIONS

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.

You understand that your content (not including credit card information), may be transferred unencrypted and involve (a) transmissions over various networks; and (b) changes to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices. Credit card information is always encrypted during transfer over networks.

You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service or any contact on the website through which the service is provided, without express written permission by us.

The headings used in this agreement are included for convenience only and will not limit or otherwise affect these Policies.

SECTION 3 - ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS AND TIMELINESS OF INFORMATION

We are not responsible if information made available on this site is not accurate, complete or current. The material on this site is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon or used as the sole basis for making decisions without consulting primary, more accurate, more complete or more timely sources of information. Any reliance on the material on this site is at your own risk.

This site may contain certain historical information. Historical information, necessarily, is not current and is provided for your reference only. We reserve the right to modify the contents of this site at any time, but we have no obligation to update any information on our site. You agree that it is your responsibility to monitor changes to our site.

SECTION 4 - MODIFICATIONS TO THE SERVICE AND PRICES

Prices for our products are subject to change without notice.

We reserve the right at any time to modify or discontinue the Service (or any part or content thereof) without notice at any time.

We shall not be liable to you or to any third-party for any modification, price change, suspension or discontinuance of the Service.

SECTION 5 - PRODUCTS OR SERVICES (if applicable)

Certain products or services may be available exclusively online through this website. These products or services may have limited quantities and are subject to return or exchange only according to the off-site producer's Return Policy.

We have made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products as they appear to us. We cannot guarantee that your computer monitor's display of any color will be accurate.

We reserve the right, but are not obligated, to limit the sales of our products or Services to any person, geographic region or jurisdiction. We may exercise this right on a case-by-case basis. We reserve the right to limit the quantities of any products or services that we offer. All descriptions of products or product pricing are subject to change at anytime without notice, at the sole discretion of us. We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time. Any offer for any product or service made on this site is void where prohibited.

We do not warrant that the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you will meet your expectations, or that any errors in the Service will be corrected.

SECTION 6 - ACCURACY OF BILLING AND ACCOUNT INFORMATION

We reserve the right to refuse any order you place with us or with an off-site producer manufacturing our designs. We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, per household or per order. These restrictions may include orders placed by or under the same customer account, the same credit card, and/or orders that use the same billing and/or shipping address. In the event that we or an off-site producer makes a change to or cancel an order, we and/or they may or may not attempt to notify you by contacting the e-mail and/or billing address/phone number provided at the time the order was made. We reserve the right to limit or prohibit orders that, in our sole judgment, appear to be placed by dealers, resellers or distributors.

You agree to provide current, complete and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made on our website, or via off-site producers selling our designs. You agree to promptly update your account and other information, including your email address and credit card numbers and expiration dates, so that we and they can complete your transactions and contact you as needed.

For more detail, please review the Returns Policy of the off-site producer from which you've purchased your product.

SECTION 7 - OPTIONAL TOOLS

We may provide you with access to third-party tools over which we neither monitor nor have any control nor input.

You acknowledge and agree that we provide access to such tools ”as is” and “as available” without any warranties, representations or conditions of any kind and without any endorsement. We shall have no liability whatsoever arising from or relating to your use of optional third-party tools.

Any use by you of optional tools offered through the site is entirely at your own risk and discretion and you should ensure that you are familiar with and approve of the terms on which tools are provided by the relevant third-party provider(s).

We may also, in the future, offer new services and/or features through the website (including, the release of new tools and resources). Such new features and/or services shall also be subject to these Policies.

SECTION 8 - THIRD-PARTY LINKS

Certain content, products and services available via our Service may include materials from third-parties.

Third-party links on this site may direct you to third-party websites that are not affiliated with us. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy and we do not warrant and will not have any liability or responsibility for any third-party materials or websites, or for any other materials, products, or services of third-parties.

We are not liable for any harm or damages related to the purchase or use of goods, services, resources, content, or any other transactions made in connection with any third-party websites. Please review carefully the third-party's policies and practices and make sure you understand them before you engage in any transaction. Complaints, claims, concerns, or questions regarding third-party products should be directed to the third-party.

SECTION 9 - USER COMMENTS, FEEDBACK AND OTHER SUBMISSIONS

If, at our request, you send certain specific submissions (for example contest entries) or without a request from us you send creative ideas, suggestions, proposals, plans, or other materials, whether online, by email, by postal mail, or otherwise (collectively, 'comments'), you agree that we may, at any time, without restriction, edit, copy, publish, distribute, translate and otherwise use in any medium any comments that you forward to us. We are and shall be under no obligation (1) to maintain any comments in confidence; (2) to pay compensation for any comments; or (3) to respond to any comments.

We may, but have no obligation to, monitor, edit or remove content that we determine in our sole discretion are unlawful, offensive, threatening, libelous, defamatory, pornographic, obscene or otherwise objectionable or violates any party’s intellectual property or these Policies.

You agree that your comments will not violate any right of any third-party, including copyright, trademark, privacy, personality or other personal or proprietary right. You further agree that your comments will not contain libelous or otherwise unlawful, abusive or obscene material, or contain any computer virus or other malware that could in any way affect the operation of the Service or any related website. You may not use a false e-mail address, pretend to be someone other than yourself, or otherwise mislead us or third-parties as to the origin of any comments. You are solely responsible for any comments you make and their accuracy. We take no responsibility and assume no liability for any comments posted by you or any third-party.

SECTION 10 - PERSONAL INFORMATION

Your submission of personal information via this website is governed by our Policies.

SECTION 11 - ERRORS, INACCURACIES AND OMISSIONS

Occasionally there may be information on our site or in the Service that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies or omissions that may relate to product descriptions, pricing, promotions, offers, product shipping charges, transit times and availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions, and to change or update information or cancel orders if any information in the Service or on any related website is inaccurate at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order).

We undertake no obligation to update, amend or clarify information in the Service or on any related website, including without limitation, pricing information, except as required by law. No specified update or refresh date applied in the Service or on any related website, should be taken to indicate that all information in the Service or on any related website has been modified or updated.

SECTION 12 - PROHIBITED USES

In addition to other prohibitions as set forth in the Policies, you are prohibited from using the site or its content: (a) for any unlawful purpose; (b) to solicit others to perform or participate in any unlawful acts; (c) to violate any international or U.S. regulations, rules, laws, or local ordinances; (d) to infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the intellectual property rights of others; (e) to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, slander, disparage, intimidate, or discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, race, age, national origin, or disability; (f) to submit false or misleading information; (g) to upload or transmit viruses or any other type of malicious code that will or may be used in any way that will affect the functionality or operation of the Service or of any related website, other websites, or the Internet; (h) to collect or track the personal information of others; (i) to spam, phish, pharm, pretext, spider, crawl, or scrape; (j) for any obscene or immoral purpose; or (k) to interfere with or circumvent the security features of the Service or any related website, other websites, or the Internet. We reserve the right to terminate your use of the Service or any related website for violating any of the prohibited uses.

SECTION 13 - DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

We do not guarantee, represent or warrant that your use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free.

We do not warrant that the results that may be obtained from the use of the service will be accurate or reliable.

You agree that from time to time we may remove the service for indefinite periods of time or cancel the service at any time, without notice to you.

You expressly agree that your use of, or inability to use, the service is at your sole risk. The service and all products and services delivered to you through the service are (except as expressly stated by us) provided 'as is' and 'as available' for your use, without any representation, warranties or conditions of any kind, either express or implied, including all implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, merchantable quality, fitness for a particular purpose, durability, title, and non-infringement.

In no case shall we, our directors, artists, officers, employees, affiliates, agents, contractors, interns, suppliers, service providers or licensors be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages of any kind, including, without limitation lost profits, lost revenue, lost savings, loss of data, replacement costs, or any similar damages, whether based in contract, tort (including negligence), strict liability or otherwise, arising from your use of any of the service or any products procured using the service, or for any other claim related in any way to your use of the service or any product, including, but not limited to, any errors or omissions in any content, or any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of the service or any content (or product) posted, transmitted, or otherwise made available via the service, even if advised of their possibility. Because some states or jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or the limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, in such states or jurisdictions, our liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.

SECTION 14 - INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless us and our parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners, officers, artists, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, interns and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your breach of these Policies or the documents they incorporate by reference, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third-party.

SECTION 15 - SEVERABILITY

In the event that any provision of these Policies is determined to be unlawful, void or unenforceable, such provision shall nonetheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed to be severed from these Policies, such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.

SECTION 16 - TERMINATION

The obligations and liabilities of the parties incurred prior to the termination date shall survive the termination of these Policies for all purposes.

These Policies are effective unless and until terminated by us. 

If in our sole judgment you fail, or we suspect that you have failed, to comply with any term or provision of these Policies, you will remain liable for all amounts due up to and including the date of termination; and/or accordingly may deny you access to our Services (or any part thereof).

SECTION 17 - ENTIRE AGREEMENT

The failure of us to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Policies shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.

These Policies and any policies or operating rules posted by us on this site or in respect to The Service constitutes the entire understanding between you and us and govern your use of the Service, superseding any prior or contemporaneous agreements, communications and proposals, whether oral or written, between you and us (including, but not limited to, any prior versions of our Policies).

Any ambiguities in the interpretation of these Policies shall not be construed against the drafting party.

SECTION 18 - GOVERNING LAW

These Policies and any separate understanding whereby we provide you Services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with U.S. laws.

SECTION 19 - CHANGES TO POLICIES

You can review the most current version of the Policies at any time on our website.  We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to update, change or replace any part of these Policies by posting updates and changes to our website. It is your responsibility to check our website periodically for changes. Any use of or access to our website or the Service following the posting of any changes to these Policies constitutes acceptance of those changes.